Obama’s belatedly trying to man-up, announcing he’s sending Spec-Ops to Iraq.

Inexplicably, he says our American forces will help Iraqis ‘take the fight to insurgents’, then in his next breath says “American forces will not be fighting in Iraq again.”

If that were true, he could send training manuals…not U.S. Special Forces!

All he should do is Send In The Drones…

…and Iraq’s government can pay us for the costs on an ongoing basis.

So criminal acts can’t be avoided unless government bureaucrats get more to spend.

THAT’S how stupid Liberals are.

Or, maybe…how stupid they think Americans are.

Harry Reid says Democrats don’t have any billionaire backers.

Did he forget who funded a whole day of Democrat climate-bluster recently?

And, isn’t George Soros the ORIGINAL Democrat-Liberal billionaire backer…

…or has he ‘Moved On’?

Somebody please help Harry find his meds.

Liberals have redefined a ‘split-second’…

…it’s now the amount of time which elapses, between when IRS stonewallers are suggested as jail-bait…and when their Liberal defenders scream ‘harsh’.

Harsh? How much are your Constitutional liberties worth, to you? What’s the price that an abusive government bureaucrat should pay, when they use their power against you?

(Especially when they break the law to do it.)

Besides, do you really believe these high-&-middle rankers don’t have the goods on those they serve? It’s called the Potomac TwoStep…always covering their butt by keeping incriminating data on higher-ups, so they have a ‘Get-Out-of-Jail-Free’ card.

BlueCollar’s cure – Cellblock APF100 – loosens the resolve of abusive bureaucrats.

In the scrum of IRS high-rankers and IT personnel, those who seek avoiding hard labor will be all too eager to produce the ‘lost’ data Congress is trying so hard to acquire.

But Liberals should rest easy. BlueCollar has a GREAT idea, by defining ‘hard labor’ for those with the most to lose, who – even facing jail – must keep their emails hidden…

Let these ‘hard labor’ power-abusers take over caring for the illegal children they want so desperately to import from 3rd world Central American nations. After all…

…it gives them an opportunity to see first hand the problems with that idea…

…and it frees up Obama’s babysitting Border Patrol to do what they’re paid to do…

…PATROL–AMERICA’S–BORDER.

Si se puede (yes, we can) make it fun for Liberals to serve time – they get to cover their butts…while wiping a few of their illegal immigrant import kids’ butts as well.

C’mon Liberals…can’t we make them proud to serve time…for the poor little children?

House committee members are being told IRS’s Lois Lerner emails have disappeared. Politico headline: “Sources: Lois Lerner’s emails likely gone forever”

But federal law (for years) has mandated that all emails be printed out and archived. Merely asserting lost emails that prove IRS abuses against private citizens won’t work.

Rest easy…your reliable Dr. BlueCollar has the cure. We prescribe Cellblock APF100.

Put Lerner in jail until she produces archived emails she was – by law – required to file.

Need a reason? John Fund explains it: “…failure to preserve e-mails can lead to a court ruling of “spoliation of evidence.” That means a judge or jury is then instructed to treat deletions as if they were deliberate destruction of incriminating evidence.”

She, and others (apparently) violated a duty to preserve relevant information. They, and the IT crew at the IRS trying to stonewall Congress, need a hard lesson in Civics101.

Think about it: harddrive emails…gone. Server backup…gone. Printed emails…gone?

Jail has a wonderful way of sharpening the memory banks. Put ’em away, at hard labor, and don’t let them out ’til they find the (lawfully required) preserved files.

And let the headline read:

‘IRS Abusers Likely Jailed Forever’

Enjoy our catchy name for the cure. Think about it: Sunblock spf100 protects our skin from the sun’s damaging ultraviolet rays. Thus, for government interference, apply…

…’Cellblock apf100′…protects our private citizens from damaging government abuse.

APPLY EVENLY, WHEREVER THOSE DAMAGING ABUSES OCCUR.

(BCP note: Those who linked to ‘spf’ above, learned it stands for sun protection factor. It follows then, that ‘apf’, would of course stand for Abuse Protection Factor.)

A superb article at Forbes.com nails the question Al Gore can’t seem to address…

‘How can 86% of the (carbon-based) world energy mix be affordably replaced?’

By far, the cheapest source of energy for emerging nations is coal…and no amount of Inconvenient Blather from Al Gore or Chicken Little…err, Barack Obama changes that.

The only way wind or solar energy can grow is through huge government subsidies, or by making carbon-based energy so expensive it justifies alternative renewables.

Emerging nations can’t afford those solutions…to grow, they need cheap fuel.

But Forbes contributor David Blackmon forgets America has ‘Mr. Solution’…Barack Obama. So, when he ends his article with the simple question and/or conundrum:

“How do we replace 86% of the world’s energy mix without forcing everyone to live in abject poverty?”…then says no one has an answer, cue the ‘Equivocator-in-Chief’…

who steps to the mic…

…and simply redefines poverty.

Then (paraphrasing the Hanes Lady) says “you’re not poor ’til I say you’re poor.”

Problem solved…Obama-style.

The Washington Examiner spanks a national media’s non-reporting of the EPA’s outrageously overstated claims regarding the benefits of driving coal out of existence.

A left-leaning Brookings Institution study found the EPA was claiming benefits of 5x-15x what would actually be realized by forcing (impossible) carbon dioxide emission limits.

Why?

Because the real ‘benefits’ wouldn’t cover the estimated compliance cost of the rule!

Once more: if deceptive means are needed to make a point…what’s the point? An Obama-led agency lies to justify questionable policy? Naah, say it ain’t so.

Iraq’s going up in flames, al-Qaeda’s metasticizing…but Obama’s laser-focused…

…on America’s real enemy…coal?

Maybe someone should remind him it wasn’t coal that brought down the Twin Towers.

(And someone should remind the average citizen how their wallet will be affected.)

Sticking up for the little guy, the GOP House has a hearing set for Thursday, to try and stop Obama’s promised energy cost skyrocket from becoming ‘necessary’…

…by exposing the EPA’s overblown hype (we thought ‘lie’ too mean-spirited).

Will the national media attend?

Because, you know, it’s impossible to awaken those who fake being asleep.

Love him or hate him, former VP Dick Cheney knows how to strip skin from flesh.

We only wish there were more like him in the Republican Party.

Today, with daughter Liz, he slashes through Obama’s failings against al-Qaeda, seen as the major security threat America – and the world – faces over the coming years.

The pull quote: “American freedom will not be secured by empty threats, meaningless red lines, leading from behind, appeasing our enemies, abandoning our allies, or apologizing for our great nation – all hallmark to date of the Obama doctrine.”

With his Secretary of State, this president has enabled al-Qaeda’s evil growth, beyond anything Bill Clinton’s failures of the ’90’s yielded. We can only pray intel keeps us safe.

If only VP Cheney were Darth Vader…but…

…even then, something tells us it will take more than the Force for protection next time.

Politically correct meddlers are at it again…

…the feds canceled the NFL Washington Redskins trademark registrations, by citing a federal law against ‘disparaging or offensive language’.

Chess fans are getting nervous…all white & black chess-pieces may need to be gray.

(After all, wouldn’t it be ‘offensive’ to have a white knight take a black queen?)

And the Hindu population may consider the Major League Baseball Cleveland Indians ‘disparaging’, since they don’t differentiate from ‘East Indian’.

(We’re surprised there’s no uproar over that logo…did Indians ever smile that way? Have Harry Reid’s PC police even bothered to check in with the logic police on this?)

Where will it end?

Black Magic leather conditioner and White Rain kid’s shampoo could be next.

Whatever. We suggest the logical new name for the Redskins should be…

…the Washington Thinskins…

…named for those who wept crocodile tears over the indignity of making a Redskin look so damn…proud. (Note to owners…maybe, make your next logo a grinning fool?)

BlueCollar suggests the logo insert a leering Harry Reid with feather, just to be safe.

Seriously? Almost 2 years after the Benghazi attacks that left 4 Americans dead…

…(because the ‘Campaigner-in-Chief’ was too busy prepping for a Las Vegas fund-raising stop just before the elections to oversee their defense or rescue)…

…now, just months before elections, suddenly a Benghazi planner has been captured?

Who was openly sitting in a hotel lobby just days after the attack, bragging about it?

Can anyone be blamed for cynically thinking he’s a) been held for some time now…

…b) not really in captivity at all, or…c) they could’ve got him anytime, but orchestrated the capture timing to maximize pre-election euphoria from dumbed-down voters?

Who believes it takes American forces 21 months to pick up a terrorist braggart sitting in a Libyan hotel lobby ‘sipping a strawberry frappe’ and openly daring us to get him?

Anyone…anyone…?

The only question here is why Democrats didn’t wait…and make it an October Surprise.

(Is the answer in…the polling?)