Just when you thought establishment Republicans couldn’t make you laugh any harder.

Hats off to Mark Tapscott, of the Washington Examiner…he skewered Cantor’s pick.

Now the IRS claims they lost all Lerner’s emails to the White House.

Specifically, “IRS said it cannot produce emails between Lerner and the White House, Treasury Department, Justice Department, FEC, or other Democrat offices.”

Wouldn’t it be odd if those agencies couldn’t find Lerner’s emails either?

No problem…

The House investigation should subpoena those agencies for emails from/to Lerner…

…and advise that every agency’s top echelon and their staff will have their paychecks ‘lost’ until all the Lerner emails are provided to the House Ways & Means committee.

The House of Representatives controls gov’t. spending…give them something to do.

What American wouldn’t approve drone-bombing crazed ‘beheader’ convoys?

He’ll drone-strike a wedding in Yemen, but not berserk, rampaging medieval terrorists?

Lined up, on the road to Baghdad, beheading any who dare resist them. Known al-Qaeda affiliates, openly flying their colors in convoy, a target-rich situation.

If a civilian wedding can be bombed, where 1 suspected al-Qaeda is believed to be in attendance…wouldn’t you think convoys of murderous flag-waving al-Qaeda qualify?

The only thing missing from this current equation is formal wedding attire. We presume that, if these murderous savages were wearing tuxedos, there’d be a Hellfire missile with their name on it headed their way…or is it the institution of marriage he hates?

Drone strikes can’t be proven as American-led…it’s a perfect cover for this lead-from-behind kind of guy who (by the way) ‘killed UbL’ and ‘has al-Qaeda on its heels’…

…yet he does nothing?

Jimmy Carter was a Conan the Destroyer compared to this guy.

Leading from behind beyond, the Soother-in-Chief reassures America’s youth:

“The world is less violent than it has ever been.”

(Translation: pay no attention to those beheaded Iraqi police and soldiers.)

From his hiding place, Prime Minister al-Maliki could not be reached for comment.

Once again, anti-gun wingnuts go to the ’emotion well’ to make their point.

The Everytown group maps out a deceptive list of ‘school shootings’ since the Sandy Hook incident, to hype the need for more gun-control laws.

But nearly half the list includes random violence crimes, suicides, self-inflicted injuries, and shootings NOT on school property, all done (evidently) to inflate the numbers.

Deceptive data leads to cynicism…

…when they have to lie to make a point, it tells you all you need to know.

Sooner or later that ’emotion well’ goes dry.

Now we learn the administration knew of VA secret wait-lists since before March 2010.

Remember what was happening during that time? Democrats were forcing Obamacare through…you know…that gov’t-controlled health care system just as great as the VA?

The Inspector General review was conducted between March and June 2010, which means they had knowledge of the problem before March 2010, and probably in 2009.

While they touted virtues of the VA system to convince us Obamacare was gonna work.

Now why do you think they wanted to keep secret VA wait-lists from the public?

No TV journalist gets more respect from BlueCollar than Brit Hume.

But, rarely, even Brit needs correction…and on the issue of his irritation over the Cantor primary loss in Virginia, it would appear that this is one of those rare occasions.

As Rush reports in his morning program, Brit Hume voiced deep frustration bordering on anger for those voters in Virginia who improperly defined Cantor with ‘amnesty’.

Mr. Cantor has said there was need for immigration reform. Voters heard ‘amnesty’.

To Mr. Hume, words have meaning, amnesty means ‘unconditional pardon’, and he is furious that anyone would link Eric Cantor as leaning toward that inclination.

The problem is, every Democrat leader – from Pelosi to Reid to Obama – does lean to that inclination…they just won’t admit it…but their actions prove it, time and again.

Refusing to enforce border control and deportation law tells us all we need to know.

THAT’S why so many conservatives are disgusted with Republicans who talk reform, when they know the other political party has no intention of ‘serious’ reform.

Rush says it best…with this Democrat Party, ‘immigration reform’ is simply code…

…code for amnesty, better known as a ‘Democrat voter registration drive’.

And as long as Democrats are in power, that’s all it will ever be.

Mr. Hume’s frustration should be directed at Cantor, who failed to heed that point.

Or, even more appropriately, toward the triumvirate soiling the English language.

Remember Brit, in today’s Democrat-controlled America, Words…Don’t…Matter.

“Bin Laden is dead, and al-Qaeda is decimated.”

Before his re-election in 2012, it was a favorite slogan of the Deceiver-in-Chief.

So, regarding those forces now heading toward Baghdad, we can only assume his new slogan to be something along the lines of ‘ignore those Islamists behind the curtain’?

Or maybe he just doesn’t know the meaning of ‘decimated’?

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor’s primary loss to Dave Brat indicates a ‘No Confidence’ vote among his constituents in Virginia congressional district 7.

Those who say his loss was due to Democrat meddling should read this. It proves, even if true, Cantor would’ve won if he earned the same votes as his 2012 primary.

(2014 Total votes cast: 65,000. For Cantor: 29,000. Cantor got 37,000 in 2012.)

Some argue he can still press immigration reform before leaving office in January, but 8,000 fewer votes (for him) than in 2012 is a compelling rebuttal to such conjecture.

Any who claim that exit polling showed immigration reform is wanted should be aware that the polling was predicated on secure borders…which Obama won’t enforce.

Serious questions will arise if he acts contrary to his district’s wishes, going forward.

Why is it so hard for the GOP to get Hispanic support?

You would think some Republican would have enough eloquence to explain to the Hispanic community that illegal immigration hurts them disproportionately.

Hispanics are as concerned about crime rate, jobs, and health issues as everyone else.

And if illegal immigration continues unchecked, where do they think ‘MS-13’-type gangs, or seriously ill (and contagious) Hispanic illegal populations will hide…

…in Bel Air?

Do Hispanics think illegal entrants will jeopardize downtown LA’s financial sector jobs?

Hispanics believe in a government security net. How hard is it to explain that ‘security net’ costs would be less threatened, if businesses stayed in states like California?

How hard is it to explain that less regulation, less taxes, and more drilling makes energy costs more affordable? And, makes a gallon of gas at the pump half what it is now?

Conversely, why can’t it be explained that Democrat energy policy costs everyone more at the pump, more at the table, and more in the evening in front of the television?

Democrat immigration policy costs them more in law enforcement, takes from the kids’ education, steals jobs, overburdens the social welfare system, and jeopardizes their health because unscreened illegal immigrants may bring in dangerous diseases.

How hard can it be to put these issues before the Hispanic voter articulately?

Anyone?