Headlines you won’t see on Obama’s sequestration…:
1) Mommy…you didn’t raise my allowance as much as I wanted…!
2) Honey…we (only) shrunk a spending increase!
3) Don’t worry…less government spending means more economic growth.
4) With sequester, this year’s spending still more than last year.
5) Why can’t Harry legislate?
…for all the obvious reasons…