In the ‘arena of ideas’, Obama’s policy seems to be: keep opposing college kids away.

The Evader-in-Chief gave a speech Wednesday at the University of Central Missouri, but fearful of six College Republicans kids, Secret Service barred their entry.

They had tickets and youthful curiosity, but their GOP-messaged shirts gave ’em away.

You can just never be too careful when it comes to the college crowd…

Brings to mind the ‘killer rabbit’ that Jimmy Carter fought off with a boat oar in 1979.

Okay, yes, 6 college kids (with Republican shirts) do have 8 more legs than a demonic bunny, and considering his failed 4.5 years, Obama’s handlers knew he’d be in trouble.

The Secret Service may insist that Obama keep a paddle close by for future events…

You know, to protect against engaged college kids with great ideas…

…or to avoid being up “that” creek…without a paddle.