Predictions as to the FBI findings report:

Location: UNCERTAIN (accuser befuddled, somewhere in Maryland?)

Date of Event: UNKNOWN (accuser vague, sometime in 80s?)

Witnesses: NONE FOUND (those id’d by accuser deny her claim)

We refer the Senate Judiciary committee to 6 prior FBI background reports in depth, where no such allegations or hints of controversy occurred during hundreds of interviews conducted by dozens of agents. All indications are any event that may have occurred went unreported, and unremembered, since that time.

Paraphrasing former Dir. Comey, we find no reasonable prosecutor would, under such circumstances and absent corroboration, proof, or evidence, attempt opening a case.

Respectfully submitted this 5th day of October, 2018.

Sr. Agent-In-Charge Elliot Ness