It’s official.

There can no longer be black magic, guerilla tactics, or power brown-outs.

So, quit monkeying around – you racists out there (unless it’s Obama doing it)…

…context be damned – the Language Nazis are watching (Republicans, anyway).

Playing card companies…from now on, it’s Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs…

…and Shovels.

And, hey – no more red flags, brown-bagging, yellow journalism, or blacking out.

Let’s go people, lots of revising to do…

(No worries, FakeNews…they’re only kidding about the Yellow Journalism.)