Any statues of SUCCESSFUL black Americans will be of Republicans

Let’s give the Left what they want…reverence for successful black doctors…

…oohhh, wait, that would be Ben Carson.

Okay, let’s go with Supreme Court Justices…

…oohhh, wait, that would be Clarence Thomas.

Generals? Nope, Colin Powell.

Secretaries of State? Nope, Condoleezza Rice and Powell (again).

Emancipators of the slaves? Uhhh…Abraham Lincoln probably won’t be acceptable.

Civil rights icon? But, but…Dr. Martin Luther King was (gasp) Republican.

Damn, the only one left we can think of is a guy who added more to national debt than all before him combined, lost millions of jobs, re-defined ‘new-normal’ unemployment, funneled cash to fat-cat insurers and Wall Street heavies…

…well…okay…give ’em Barack Obama statues…spread ’em across the land.

(Hey, why not? The pigeons will show him the respect he’s earned.)

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