You really can’t make this stuff up.

The Trafficker-in-Chief visits with his border customers.

Obama’s headed to Mexico to discuss his failure to curb gun-trafficking.

Funny thing is, all he has to do in order to show he’s serious about eliminating gun trafficking is arrest his very own Attorney General – Eric Holder…

…who, according to Fast-&-Furious documents, was the largest supplier to Mexican drug cartels until his program killed a U.S. Border Patrol officer and blew up in his face.

Of course, Obama would know that if he unsealed DoJ records hiding this travesty.

But then…it’s his Justice Dept…and AG Holder is his lackey…so figure the odds…

Not too realistic…as Trafficker-in-Chief, arresting his go-fer might be a bridge too far.

Oh well, maybe he’ll just avoid the hard issues, and focus on that gay NBA player?