On FBI Dir. Comey’s ‘memo-to-self’ moment, the only thing more ridiculous than acting as if a memo even exists…is acting as if such a memo-to-self would be admissible in court.

Try it sometime…here’s a short list of ideas.

Memo to self…my gym promised me free membership.

Memo to self…my auto mechanic promised me free oil changes.

Memo to self…my local supermarket promised me 1/2-price ribeyes.

Memo to self…my lawyer promised me free representation suing my gym, grocery store, and repair shop for failing to follow through in good faith on memo-to-self promises.

Good Luck With That.

And after your disappointment fades, here’s one you can take seriously…

…memo-to-self: stop believing fake news.